RIGHT! BILL SYKES 'ERE! NOBODY MENTIONS MY NAME! HA! But seriously, when I ain't around robbin' old ladies, scarin little kids or steppin' on kittens, I like to kick back and pondah the complexities of this daft thing called life. Me ol' pal Fagin's all caught up in the acquisition o' wealth - and Nancy!? Well, she just ain't really evah seen things my way, 'as she? She whines on and on about how unfair life is and such. WELL, IT AINT FAIR, IS IT!? And if I evah catch that rat Oliver again, you can bet 'e won't forget it! Me? Well, it's all about tha thrill o' the chase, ain't it? About dodging the beaks and flattenin' a few coppers. Why, I only feels alive when I got someone's tooth stuck in me knuckle. So, take it from ol' Bill - get out there and have a good time in this fine life - it's the only one ya get! Now, where's Bullseye? 'Ere boy! We're goin' down to the Three Cripples and scare a few pounds outta some poofy ol' bleedin sots. An if you don't like it, just shut yer festerin' gob and P-off! Who needs ya? Where's me jimmy?!?!?
SYkeS
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